I don't think anyone has ever done a thread like this, so I'll just do another

Bruno Mars: I wish I was a freaking billionaire...
Girl: Yeah, I need new clothes...
Bruno Mars: No you don't, Cuz' you look great just the way you are...
Girl: Realy ? No one aver said that to me before, will you marry me ?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for y'a...
Girl: Realy ?! Like right now ?
*Girl gets hit by a grenade*
Bruno Mars: Today I don't feel like doing anything...